WOODWARD

Barketing and Morale Manager + Paw-alegal

Woodard is the firm’s Barketing and Morale Manager + Paw-alegal, responsible for first-line office security alerts, enthusiastically greeting every visitor as if they are the most important party to the proceeding, and providing unwavering support during late-night and weekend work sessions.

He assists Elisabeth with firm operations by sustaining morale, enforcing mandatory movement breaks, and ensuring no task is handled pro se. While Woodard is not licensed to practice law, his commitment to the firm is well-established, his objections are timely and loud, and his presence serves as a reminder that even the most serious work benefits from loyalty, enthusiasm, and a little noise.